The Little Fire Hose Reboot

The Little Fire Hose is back from hibernation. After 8 months of deep freeze, I'll get this little naughty bastard out of snooze world. So what happened to my little universe this past 8 months? Lemme see...

1. I got promoted (yes! finally)
2. I'm officially single (oh yes!)
3. I enrolled myself in a gym
4. I lost a pound of body fat (hehe)
5. I have a new laptop (his name is Sam and he's my current boy toy)
6. I got a fake tattoo
7. My roommate got his girlfriend pregnant (sorry for announcing it here bro. don't worry nobody's reading my blog, except for my father)
8. and my crush finally noticed that I exist!

Yeah. Lame. I know. Nothing much happen. But at least my crush finally noticed me after 'salivating' for him in a distance for over a year. 

Aside from that, nah. Nothing much happen except that I survived last December 21st hoax apocalypse and Finding Nemo's finally having a sequel!

So there, you can pretty much tell that this will be another pointless tale of pointlessness. But I promise to keep this little blog interesting and to my 8 followers (God bless you wherever you are folks) - thank you for your invisible support. But please make it visible next time by posting some random comments here.

Swear to God, Yahweh and Allah, if you folks post a comment, I'll give you some freebies. I'm thinking of free tickets to Celine Dion's soon-to-be Manila concert which would probably happen in the next... uhmmm... next... basta next.

Till my next post folks. I'm outta here.