Single and ready to mingle

I hate being single. I used to love it after I came off a 3 year relationshit but now, the novelty of singlehood is starting to wear off and it sucks especially since I'm way pass the gates of Thirtyland.

But it sucks big time if you're gay because lately I started to notice that most of my prayers include the line "Dear God, where the f**k is he?" But seriously, where on earth are you brotha? Are you also waiting for me to come busting your single heart and make you fall in love like crazy?

Gees, I'm 32, I'm gay and I'm single... Thoughts like these make me depress. Now I'm starting to worry about my marketability. Am I not that attractive? Am I fat? Am I sporting the wrong haircut? A few days ago I have to ask my officemate if I'm ugly just to convince myself that I still got the "it".

I'm ranting I know and if you're still reading this I have something to ask you: can you give me a date? Any guy will do as long as he's clean and won't scream like my sister on the sight of my morning wood.

On that little note, I'm outta here.